OKAY, HERE'S THE WIFE AND "CHILD", SOME PICS OF HOUSE AND VACATION

MY WIFE THINKS OF THIS MUTT AS HER DAUGHTER. SO I MAKE IT OBEY LIKE MY STEPCHILD. SHE CAN "STICK EM UP, SIT, STAND, BEG, WALK UP A RAMP, JUMP IN THE TUB WHEN IT'S TIME FOR BATH, GO OUTSIDE, GET IN THE BACK OF CAR, GET OUT OF CAR" AND WHEN SAY "HOUSE" OR "CHAIR" SHE'LL EITHER GO INTO HER LITTLE CLOTH HOUSE, OR JUMP INTO THE NEAREST CHAIR.